Job applications are a lot like dates.
You’re looking for it everywhere (online, the real world, friends),
you apply for everything that seems to suit you at least a bit,
there are multiple offers at once or none at all,
you think a lot about whether you need that or not.
There’s a reason why I only take this kind of effort for money,
which is coincidentally the same reason why I haven’t had a date in years.
I’m too awesome.
“I deserve to be loved!” – Crowley, Supernatural